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A burger doesn’t get better than this (except if you could eat it too). A usb massager and hand warmer!!

In squiggly or smiley!


Thought I’d take a look at what free vintage food art you can get online and I found these:

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Lovely art from



Vintage Fruit Crate labels from Vintage Holiday Crafts.

These designs for Juice boxes have all been featured on Next Nature. The mind boggles and what could come!

Thanks to Svend for sending me the link!

Stumbled across Lilla Dolce Sweet Crochet designs blog, though it’s her more savory scarfs that I really like.

Well, not that nice. Recently I discovered You Knit What?? a discontinued blog about ridiculous knitting patterns. It featured these three wonders:

And my fave…

Full of air

Inflatable food. Nuff said.

From Archie McPhee – Fruit cake, Turkey and Toast.

Burger from Stuart Morrison.

Stuart Morrison Takischitt Shotglass Drinking Game Novelty Gift

Pickle soap

You heard me – pickle soap. Or Gherkin soap. These things make me think of slimey toads! I’m not sure that they would be fun to bathe with, it would be too much like using the real thing.

These are all from etsy:


From sunbasilgarden.

Cool Cuke Pickle Soap

From LoveLeesoaps.

Ok this one is the really toady one:

In a Pickle Soap

From MollycoddleSoap.


Mmmmm these are so cute and delicious looking, it makes me wish I had plushie hot chocolate to dunk them in.

From StrawberryGlitter at deviantART.

Bowl of marshmallows by ~coconut-lane. Who also features a tutorial.

Mini Marshmallow Plush Toy...pale green

From scrumptiousdelight.

Quilted Fruit

It’s a bit like the opposite for fruit salad. Mix up different bits to make just 1 piece of fruit.

Fruit designs from Steve Haskamp.

Juicy Fruit Pattern Large Image

Runners and Table mats by Pieced Tree at Create for less.

Fruit Salad Pincushions Pattern Miss Rosie's Quilt Company

Pin cushions at Miss Rosie’s Quilt Co. from Fat Quarter Shop.

Everyone knows that putting cucumber slices on your eyes is supposed to be a good beauty routine. So it makes sense that they sell cucumber eye patches.. Well not really, why not use the real thing instead?

From Bioglo at 2beaut.

Cucumber Eye Pads (Pack of Ten) - Click Image to Close

From Porter Ranch Pharmacy.

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From Caswell-Massey at Beauty Supplies.