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Broccoli bath

I mean, when I think of a luxorious soap in the tub, my mind is obviously drawn (like I’m sure yours is too) to broccoli.

Broccoli Soap

Broccoli soap from Eatsleepshop at etsy.

And not only should broccoli keep you clean, it should also look out for your dish washing liquid bottle. Really protect it.

Broccoli Healthy Green Dish Soap Bottle Apron Cover Fun

Dish soap cover by Bee Lucky Lady on Etsy.


Some delicious looking socks and sock accessories from Sock Dreams!

Snappy Cupcake Sock Garters

Cupcake garters

Sock It To Me Mushrooms


Snappy Mad Tea Party Garters

Tea party garters

Pet foods

Some cute accessories for your pets to wear!

From Felinefido, cat and dog collars and leashes.

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My little sister likes to shorten Strawberry to strawbs. So baubles and stawberrys might = Strawbles?

Ji Ji Kiki strawberry chocolate necklace

Ji JI Kiki strawberry chocolate necklace.

Chocolate Strawberry Charm Bracelet

Dark Chocolate Strawberry Pendant Dipped In White Chocolate

What’s about town Choc Strawberry charm bracelet and Dipped strawberry pendant.

Juicy Couture Strawberry Charm - photo

Juicy Couture charm.

Fruit knits

From TrulyScrumptious, you can buy these cute knitted fruit sets.


Thanks to Omi for sending me the link.

Street Food

Curiosity led me to look for food related graffiti. It appears that others like the idea too:


This buttered toast was featured at Cakehead.

Sushi Train

Ok, this almost blew my mind! Too cute!! Finding it hard to type..


From Lark Handmade, the kids can make up the sushi pieces, and look at all those accessories! Adorable. The plates are even different colours just like in a real sushi train.

Sometimes crawling into a warm bed is like sliding into a warm toasty sandwich, and some times it IS sliding into a warm toasty sandwich.

Sandwich bed featured on Chain Change.

Inflatable Toast Mattress

Inflatable Toast Mattress from Archie McPhee.


I’m not feeling funny enough to make a stool sample joke, so feel free to think up some similar potty humour on your own.




I’m not too sure of the name of the site these are from. It’s not in english, but might be rakuten judging by the address.

I have this feeling somewhere that there is a giant set of teeth that needs a giant tooth pick after taking that bite of corn.

That title sounds a bit gross, but I’m talking about cellotape. Sausage cellotape!

Probably really good if you have bread bun envelopes to seal…. hmmmm do they exist?

From Archie McPhee.